What. I love pickle juice how have I not thought of this???

I mean it’s probably the liquid right? And maybe salt? I usually eat pho when I’m sick because it comes with so much salty, delicious broth. And I throw in some jalapenos to get some damn rest for my sinuses for a few minutes.

I’m a Mexican that doesn’t eat beef anymore and I miss menudo hard. HARD.

ruh-roh

This happened to me. A coworker (male) inadverdently told me how much he makes and it’s significantly less than I do. But I didn’t say anything. Not to him, not to our bosses. But my field is one in which once you negotiate your starting pay there really isn’t that much you can do. I didn’t think it would do any good…

I’m really sorry that you were sexually assaulted but I wanted you to know that this comment made me laugh hysterically. The snark is SO good.

It would have been really cool if the swimsuits were about activity level. Girls that like to run get boy shorts, girls that like to swim get streamlined suits, girls that like to jump in the pool get frills. But no, that would just be too damn pragmatic.

I’m currently sobbing “at work” but I’m working from home so it’s okay. We should have a NSFW tag that’s like “this is too emotional.” TEFW?

I have it on my run list. The pun is just too easy.

Wow. I hadn’t even THOUGHT about the caucuses being something Bernie should be directly against. I live in Nevada and caucused for the first time in my life (moved from CA) and it was horrific compared to a primary. A lot of people didn’t participate because they had to go to work, and we’re a state where a LOT of…

The questions will likely focus on immigration and go into much more depth than they have previously on that issue. More importantly, the answers will be translated live so that Spanish speakers can understand what’s being said. Even if they say nothing new I think it’s a really important way for Latinos to feel…

Because donors definitely don’t own televisions. They can only hear her speak when she’s been invited to their special “donor only, no tv” events.

I’ll have you notice that missing from your list is whether you actually learned something in the class. I don’t mind if we call evals “popularity measures” but people are using them to supposedly measure how effective you are as a teacher.

We are kindred spirits. Except I can’t NOT read mine because I have annual reviews that rely HEAVILY on how students are rating me. And what the hell is a gentleman’s B??? Is that the professor being a gentleman or a throwback to when college students had to have a penis?

I don’t think I realized how much Sarah Palin looks like Tina Fey until RIGHT NOW. That is CRAZY!

We’re all shocked here that a Raiders fan got unruly at a football game.

I need to insert “como se dice” whenever I’m about to casually insult someone from now on.

Stop using logic. It is not going to win. At least not with them.

If I were a Republican I would be so fucking embarrassed right now. To know that the will of the people in your party is to vote for a guy like this is enough to make someone re-think their life choices...or one would assume.

This was also covered in an episode of “Jane the Virgin.” Which is just one of the many reasons I love that show. Bringing real issues to the silver screen.