née Lil'

Andy Cohen just doesn't have those puppy dog eyes and slight Southern drawl that make me want to do really bad things with Coach Taylor under the bleachers.

How have I never seen that before???

I know exactly how you feel. I work at a place where most people are around my age and I'm one of VERY few people who is not married or doesn't have young children. And I do want children eventually but I refuse to settle. I want someone who will make be a better person, not someone who will knock me up and not run…

I'm on mood stabilizers now but when I went through my last horrible break up that seemed COMPLETELY out of the blue with the very first person I thought might be "the one" in my life I was an anxious wreck. I kept telling my friends, "I should be over it by now. Why am I not over it?" And they kept reminding me that…

Right? Like this FANTASTIC piece of art is just the backdrop to her instagram?? *tear*

Question: Do we think that's a real Degas behind Lady Gaga?? Because if so, I'm sad. I've never wanted to be rich and famous but I love Degas a lot. Like, a lot.

According to a professor of mine waaaaay back the reason artificial sweeteners are problematic is that your body produces insulin to deal with the sugar it thinks it has due to your tongue being tricked. But since there's no sugar then the insulin just sits in your blood stream, all dressed up and nowhere to go. And…

I really wish we still COTD. *sigh*

I like when they shake it FAST!

Yes but that's one butt out of 3.5 billion. Hardly a trend. =/

Feel free to try and prove me wrong.

I would just like to say, there is nothing on a man I would like to see bouncing in slow motion.

I HATE these things. Ever notice how the marketing doesn't have any statistics on cleanliness? BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST! Your butt is not actually cleaner when you use these things. And if you truly, really need something wet I've notice that in most bathrooms there is a handy dandy sink nearby where you can wet some…

My mother has never worn a tampon in her life. So they weren't in the house when I started my period. I asked her about it and she got super uncomfortable and just acted like pads were juuuust fine. Um no. It's gross to feel all that nastiness just chillin' and getting sticky all up on your skin and whatnot.…

Certain changes in consciousness make the sensation of pain basically go away. This could be a mental illness (like an acute episode for a schizophrenic) or obviously some heavy drug usage. The mind is a mysterious thing my friend.

I voted for the law!

Yeah I know exactly what scene he's talking about. That rage is palpable...even through a television set. As I watched that scene I felt so bad for the character because if I were his estranged wife it would be the moment in which the idea of ever going back to him would be completely erased. He physically destroys a…

EYE-Driss. Now your fantasy can be fully accurate! :)

I'm crying laughing. This is the best.