Yes who has done soooo well for herself making food that is literally killing people. Bitch got diabetes and claimed it wasn't from her food and then went off to peddle medication that isn't covered by insurance so any poor people who were making her shitty recipes are SOL. I hate her so much. And not because she's…

When I saw the square that says "I voted for Obama! Twice!" my first completely unfiltered thought was "That bitch did NOT vote for Obama." Apparently, I am more upset than even I realized I was.

I didn't get it at first and then I was like:

Over the weekend I met a man who claimed he was the perfect partner for a woman...he has a stable job, car, no kids, no jealousy issues. And all he asked for in return was that "she keeps my stomach full and my balls empty."

I. shit. you. not.

It wouldn't be that surprising if immigrants were voting even though they were not legally authorized to do so...just another job that the majority of Americans don't want to do.

Three generations in line and I'm not dying anytime soon bitches!!

Great...thank you so much! I have a feeling my arms are going to get pretty tired practicing. But I'm hoping it's worth it!

Oh.HELLLL.no.

But how??? How do I do the braid on the top left? I may or may not want to cosplay Katniss at the premiere. Even though I'm basically twice the character's age.

Wow I'm IMPRESSED. My kitty also came from her previous owners declawed and I only allow her in a small area behind my apartment but it's nowhere birds hang out. Man, now I want to know what she's capable of!! Oh wait, I guess that's the opposite point of this article. Oops. (But still, your cat's awesome.)

and all of them would eat you if you died around lunchtime

I don't know about the Spice Girls similarities but from the 30 seconds I heard of each song I like the message of "I don't need no man!" WE NEED MORE OF THAT IN AMERICAN POP!

Lindy I saw this clip on Hulu and was SO impressed with you. And Jim Norton's final crack about you guys making out, and the FACE YOU GAVE HIM was priceless! Priceless. Someone needs to make that a gif.

Unfortunately he already has tenure and because PhD students work directly with faculty he is the one that picks who works with him. I can only imagine what other kinds of bigoted attitudes this guy has espoused that likely made his PhD students want to jump off a cliff. And he and I share an alma mater. UGHHHHHH

The ambient sounds in this video are kind of amazing. Does this person live in the bayou? Because I want to live there now too, with my kitty that's endlessly fascinated with my printer!

And here I thought it couldn't get any more awesome.

Should've googled it...but I decided to wing it!

Maybe that means Ethan Hawke is a lichen if he's still alive after that kiss? Or am I the only Lost Girl fan? Anyone? Anyone?

Am I working hard, I wondered...or am I hardly working? I know that I have time to lean, so why can't I seem to find any time to clean?

Holy jeezus that second picture. I just want to wrap my arms around him under that jacket. And I'm not usually into this type of guy (I'm more into dark and brooding) nor am I usually into cuddling. What is happening to me??