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I really have no say in the breastfeeding wars. I was breastfed until an ungodly age because my mother has an inability to say no to any child asking for something she is able to provide. BUT, we all know that Neanderthals are not our ancestors right? Like, I'm not sure how to take the information. It's as if we said

Yeah I've been watching the show only because it comes on right before The Mindy Project and she's not horrible on it, they try and portray her as slightly complex. But I doubt she's writing her scripts and it took a while to get her where she is now. But this song is so horrible one-dimensional. Almost

I really dislike her. I feel like if I tried to engage her in any sort of serious conversation (about real shit, like the war on women or something) she would just stare at me with those big eyes, blinking them loudly and smiling vapidly. And then say, "Hey you know what would be really fun? Let's go fly KITES!" In

Ha!! Funny because it's sad. I haven't shopped at Wal-Mart in over ten years. I even give my family side eye when I see Wal-Mart bags in the house.

Thank god I'm not the only one. I kept thinking I missed an episode...or five.

Dear everyone involved in this article (except for *maybe* the women featured):

hominahominahominahomina....hot damn that man is delicious!

Geez Dodai it's like you were looking in my head...I've been thinking about this a LOT lately. But let's not forget that the ENTIRE cast outside of Mindy is White except for the new nurse who is just a Black stereotype (UGGGGHHHH). And I don't even think Mindy has exchanged lines with her. What bothers me more is that

Currently more than 84,000 people disagree with you enough to sign a petition. And if they aren't that different then why would Disney make the change at all? I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure I'm looking at a 3-d image in 2-d just fine.

You know what show I would watch? Roxanne. I would watch the SHIT out of that show. (And I was lucky enough to see Chris D'Elia perform in LA and he is unbelievably hilarious, his funniness on Whitney is about 10% of what he's capable.)

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I prefer this way of handling hating having to act like a grown up. It captures my feelings EXACTLY. And I have two degrees and I'm 30...eehhh...31. Shit.

Laura I think at this point you're just writing stories that will make us "heehee" at our picture. It totally worked. -__-

I like how he kept it non-vulgar by saying "testicles" instead of balls. And he's totally right. That's just insane.

There are no words to express how much I LOVE this song and video.

Ahhhhh there are so many possibilities!!!

When I was on OkCupid under "Message me if" I wrote "If you know any nerdy jokes, I'm a sucker for those." I would now like to ask for your hand in marriage!

I was just thinking the other day that I wish I could go to an actual butcher who would grind the meat in front of me. Does anyone still do that? I'd pay a pretty penny for it.

I don't think this conversation is really about what you should have worn on a first date. That small statement said a lot about the way he sees the world...his opinion, what he thinks is the world's opinion - aka the "Truth," matters for EVERYTHING. Why not take that opportunity to say something like, "I think you

I love Pink!! I felt like her latest album was a split between a proud slut and deep musings on what it takes to make a relationship work. Maybe one day I'll figure out what that other half is talking about.

I know that you're going to want to punch me in the face for suggesting this, but I think you should get a copy of "It's Called a Breakup Because it's Broken." I know...I KNOW it sounds like I have zero grasp on the situation that you're going through. And I know that because that's how I felt when someone suggested