I would SO watch this show in the morning if they were always this honest. And I want to be her friend. My best friend and I make each other laugh so hard we almost pee. It's the best.

True story.

"I have friends who take pride in not being asshole bigots. We'll be having an awesome time being FAR, FAR away from you and your shitty friends."

Your shitty "fit and tan" friend has one of two goals: 1) to have this be the moment when she lets you know that she is disappointed in you for being fat and/or 2) for some reason she's trying to bait you into a fight. Either way you need to get as FAR from her as humanly possible because she is a toxic bitch. She's…

She's like a one-dimensional college comedy movie character. It's kind of amazing to be able to pull off that kind of attitude all the time. Especially since it means you're the one who gets the shitty prank pulled on you for being such a bitch.

Don't worry...you've got company!!

I don't think she thought the entire logic through. Because, yes, that is the flip side of her argument.

I don't know if there's a baby in her belly but there sure does seem to be a baby in her KNEE!!! Ack!

Or the top itself is too long...shorter and it would have created a nice shape with the shorts. And maybe some awesome neon shoes or something.

Hey Linds...great piece, as ALWAYS. But I have to say that I think recently, maybe, all of the thoughts in my head about how women are constantly (CONSTANTLY) being told how to change for the sake of a man, ANY MAN...ANY MAN WILL DO, and the almost inevitable connection this has to weight and femininity (don't be TOO…

Let it out. Let it alllll out. I need some serious funny tv after today.

"Oh you have a knee...I love these things." HA!!

I too would like to follow this series. Perhaps the two can go on an adventure, Milo and Otis style. :)

That's the "I got mine AND I got some sleep too!" look.

I didn't realize it was a book first. I tried to convince myself that women were being lured in to see what they *thought* was a romantic comedy only to end up watching a feminist gender balance of power film or something. But at the end of the day I knew I would just be deluding myself.

I had a guy stay the night at my place and after mediocre sex (uggghhhh) I found my way to the couch since he wasn't going anywhere. (He had helped me jump my car when it died as I tried to leave our date so I felt it kind of cruel to ask him to leave.) But the next day he just would NOT get the hint. He wanted to…

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Let's start a club. I couldn't even watch the one with Tina Fey. To be honest I felt kind of betrayed.

I don't think I've heard the entire song in a long time (other than the first episode). It's so damn long I usually take that time to do something useful. You know...make tea, clear some dishes, mani/pedi, reread my dissertation, etc.

Yesssssss. (and ew)