It was honestly the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. People got seriously angry over each other's food choices. Never mind that, if we can actually argue food choices, we are the luckiest fucking people in the history of the world.

Now I wonder what Petticoat Despot is up to.... probably murdering a head of lettuce while hooked up to a raw hamburger feedbag.

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

I've actually seen a human being argue with a straight face that a vegetarian diet was inherently classist,

Thank God for this. The world has desperately needed meat-based replicas of traditional plant foods.

As Pinkham replied to you, it's the show-dog people who are insane.

Love dogs like crazy, especially my adorable 7 year old Golden Retriever... but fuck anyone who refers to their pets as "fur babies" or dresses them up in vests.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

As someone who is a Christian and grew up in the midwest, I actually think it is relevant. 1) No one but Christians to my deep shame ever leaves religious tracks as tips. 2) The element of culture shock plays into the story.

The phrase "fur babies" makes me viscerally ill.

A healthy persecution complex seems to be an integral part of being a Christian. You'd think they were still being fed to lions. In fact, I suspect we will soon have a list of the things like how saying happy holidays = war on Christmas. But then, it's a religion that revers martyrdom, of course they all want to be a…

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

Here is how I see it. When you travel somewhere there is an expectation that you should try and understand, and to a reasonable point, cater to the customs of another culture. Here, there was a culture that was established for 50 weeks a year, and for 2 of them there were people coming in, who were clearly from a…

...It's...not about you?

xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!

So then you think it's acceptable and a positive reflection on them as Christians that they were assholes and left no tip? Really? Craig never said ALL Christians are assholes, just these folks. Climb off your cross.

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.

I feel like their being Christians is relevant. He got a picture of Jesus as a tip. I don't think that atheists, jews, hindus, etc. do that. Also, as a someone who is not Christian and was raised in on the East Coast, seeing the extent of religiosity of can be pretty striking...

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.