Satchels of gold, Al Sharpton. Satchels of gold.

i sympathise that you aren't american and so it's hard to make a joke without knowing the context- there's another thing, which is universal called trolling, where a person just posts something that is inflammatory or incorrect, which is what everyone thought you were doing, because your post didn't make sense. No big…

I considered saying foot, but then I felt like a heel.

Foot. There, fixed it for you.

Lady Sonja Morgan of the Treemont Morgans? Was she holding a toaster oven and/or accompanied by a Nigerian soccer team also diamonds and the French shirts and Colombian bras?

Omigosh this whole thread is an embarrassment, sorry you've been ripped a new one for no fucking reason at all. You don't have to know everything to comment on something. Jesus.

Davy Jones said it best:

She is constantly justifying bad behavior to /pick a malady/. Granted, she lost a leg in a childhood accident, but she metaphorically had it gilded and she wears it on a large gold chain around her neck. Then there's the problem of her father. NEVER, in all my old lady years, have I ever seen such a gross, lecherous,…

I hope that means we never have to see her father again. CREEP.

She was amazing — in her capacity for delusion and her white-knuckled grip on the alternate reality in which she seemed to live. She basically called Heather "ghetto" for daring to call Aviva out on her shit. She accused Carol of hiring a ghostwriter to deflect from the fact her own book sucked. She tried to feign…

Oh, please. You clearly know nothing of this woman and her vile, attention-seeking behavior. She wasn't fired because her employer refused to accommodate her health needs; she was fired because she's wholly unpleasant and loathed by fans and castmates alike.

Do you still have that dog? If so, pls get one of those fridge poetry kits asap and report back. We'll publish the results and make millions. Or at least tens.

Assholes put their carry-on in the first available overhead bin as they board. Doesn't matter if they're in row 20...if there's space above row 4, they're stashing it there, taking space intended for the people in row 4.

Believe me, most parents do not want to take newborns to young toddlers (2yrs) on flights either. If they do it, it's because they have to. If they're taking red-eyes, it's because they have to - to save money or for schedule issues. Traveling with a small child is infinitely more stressful for the parent than for…

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

C-sections are a wonderful thing if you need them but they are not the less painful option. Epidurals definitely are however.

Hahaha I was totally going to talk about that! Like, they put a little curtain in front of you so that you can't see, but partway through I noticed that I could see it all reflected in the light. I thought it was a myth that they lay your empty uterus on your belly to check it over. NOPE.

When it's over, you have a baby :-) Don't let horror stories scare you. We tell them as a badge of honor because we survived something men would not. Humans would cease to exist if men were in charge of childbirth. Mine was 26 hours and the epidural wore off after 2 hours. It was affecting the baby's heart, so no more…

I had my children by caesarian section. There is a very large overhead light they use in the operating theatre and it reflects everything back at you while you lie there. It's like a 2 feet wide mirror above your face. Did I see you can see everything?

Anywhoo, let me tell you I had no idea I had that many internal…

I believe he objects to the fucking.