I did this for the $100 off a PS3 purchase years back with the Sony Style mastercard. I then paid it off and canceled the card.

I usually go with “fair compensation” and back it up with:

At least a PCIe SSD + Radeon 480 (Or Nvidia 1060)

I was holding out buying my next laptop for work for this event. It’s like this laptop is from 2 years ago. The most-expensive Pro I was looking at hat merely a Radeon 455. My wife needs a beefier graphics card for video rendering, and I need it for VR development / demo’s for clients.

Should have included Canada. Bell and Rogers would have put the US providers to shame because they are that much worse.

I’ve dealt with these type of clowns before, and they’ve failed every time. After they got my 1 page Photoshop resume that really does grab the eye, they requested a word one for their system to scan for keywords.

I still remember driving school - Gun it when you’re on the onramp.

My 2003 Denali gets backed in most times. It’s so much easier/safer to pull out in busy places, as well as backing into a spot that you know is already empty.

Step 0 - Assume it can magically plug itself in

Should have instructed him to make a fist and to proceed to punch himself in the face. Then to sit there and let it bleed while he thinks about what he’s done.

del *.* was one of my favorites during the MS-DOS 6.22 days from the C:\ folder... took me twice to learn how to re-load the OS to fix the autoexec.bat, config.sys and msdos.sys files missing

You should work for pornhub,

My employer gives us those right out of the gate with a new laptop.

I told him straight up it was pulled pork, no need to lie about it. He never touched the stuff.

Annoying, I know. I pressed the ‘SKIP’ written in small font on the top right hand corner to do this. It took me a few seconds to find as the page draws your eye away from it - purposefully designed to garner more users for their system.

I had a Muslim roomate who always ate my food, not a bad guy but inconsiderate of other people’s things.

I can appreciate the humor

I don’t get it either. If I don’t have a lunch, now I have an excuse to go down to the cafeteria for some comfort food.

Cookies with an LSD square glued with honey to the bottom.

Weed brownies - sometimes you have to go nuclear.