If I wish you a happy birthday via text, simply reacting to the message with a heart doesn’t tell me you appreciate the gesture.

Fortunately, it is a unit of measure that hasn’t changed in your lifetime, meaning you could have learned it once and never been confused by it again.

My husband and I tried the Impossible Burger at Dave and Busters. He ordered one and I ordered a beef burger, both with cheese and all sorts of stuff on them. We cut both burgers in half and swapped so that we could each try both together. The real beef burger was crazy good, and the Impossible was also very tasty. It…

When reached for comment, the Capulets answered “How now! who calls?” but hung up right away.

Smart people know there is always more to learn.

Thank god people like me, people smart enough to realize that dumping $20,000 worth of goods on a customer because they made a lot of noise is not a good business model are in charge of customer service at most companies.

Now the question is, how to anonymously add it to the desktop or even smartphone of the manager who keeps scheduling those wasteful meetings.

She's so consistently funny on SNL-when a sketch isn't working, she can come on for 15 seconds, get a huge laugh, and save it. I don't think they use her enough.

Oh I learned how to do that years ago. Rolling things in a giant ball is my secret talent.

I understood what you meant.

I'm black you idiot.