People who drive different vehichles than me are fat idiots who can't drive. Did I get that right?

Uh, have you been to a computer store lately?...

There is no such thing as "how a photo really looks"

Then I must be losing a *lot* of fat

So people with MacBooks never stay in shitty hotels? Or you know, work in offices?

I don't think a CEO does what you think a CEO does...

This is great and all, but on Gizmdodo I would expect some advice on how to...'boost' the power of the transmitter... Do I have to wait for Evil Week?

Looks like we need a Hive 5 for Alarm Clocks...

Wouldn't it be more important how the company treats its workers? There are companies that operate in China and treat their workers well...

"most people"?

Yes, people use word processors and fax machines. It's called having a job.

But poor people eat fast food, therefore it is bad. Damn fat poor people. *goes off to eat Chicken Cordon Bleu*

"FAIL"? Are you eight or something?

Yeah, I want more ground baking ideas.

So one of my main needs with a tablet would be to work on documents on the go. That means not just typing, but track-changes, commenting, markup, etc. Does either the iPad or Android have an edge here? Or should I wait for a Windows tablet?

I think you're doing it wrong

Yes, because everyone knows "chemicals" are bad.

If you're not brewing your coffee with the tears of orphans, you aren't getting a good cup.

Yeah western world, take THAT.

I can't help but think that if JGL just went away from planet earth, I would instantly look 20% more handsome.