Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

I’m a Titans fan and am very confused. After several years of bumbling mediocrity, this is...odd. It’s almost like I should look forward to next year, but that can’t be right.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

If you have to do mental gymnastics to interpret something as racist, it isn’t racist.

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

Have you considered parking legally?

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Well said. He was still a 24 year old kid. He fucked up and it cost him his life. Enough said.

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

I wish we knew the names of more of the House of David pitchers. I bet they had cool names.

Mordecai Peter Centennial “Three Finger” Brown

Make America Fundamentally Sound Again(?)

True, there was always much Adu about LeBron.

They’d probably do better in an area of town that can support the arena in the offseason. Perhaps the musical theater scene in SoLaTiDo

As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

College overtime rules are the best. Exciting and efficient. I agree though that it inflates stats, and would impact fantasy football, over/under bets, and prop bets.

Spray Weber

Unfortunately that has been proven false.

Fucking ruined my 21st birthday and now you just ruined my eleventh 21st birthday.

Too bad there wasn't a game 7 for the Cubs to redeem themselves.