We can all agree that this is not the car for the typical Jalopnik reader. This is a car for the “I just want a convertible” crowd. For those people, adequate can suffice, as long as the top goes down.

Carvana isn’t going away. They might need to file for bankruptcy, but they aren’t going away. They overleveraged in the boom times, but they are still the big fish in online used car sales, and that market isn’t going away.

You have to hit 88.

The day for Naugahyde has arrived!

I cannot honestly say that this was the last time I intentionally slid a vehicle around a corner. I will posit that I was thereafter more mindful of conditions and surroundings when performing such maneuvers. This was, by a wide margin, the closest I ever came to damaging any vehicles (including my own) in the…

I was 16. On my way to work, there was a left turn where I would regularly dump the clutch after a downshift to second and kick the back out juuuust a bit. (I mentioned I was 16, right?)

We’re now three years into the 2020s (two if you’re annoying about when decades end)

I’m not OP, but I think I can find the information you requested:

They should just add one of those little gasoline fueled heaters that used to be an option on air-cooled Volkswagens.

I don’t think anything I wrote disagrees with that. The “my guns my choice” folks are already carrying concealed, as are the folks intending to do harm. The additional people carrying now that they are allowed to carry are, by and large, law abiding, as evidenced by their not carrying until now.

Anything 4wd with all-seasons.

You seem to be having a different conversation. This isn’t about having more guns. It’s about being allowed to carry them.

The previous laws kept a lot of people from carrying concealed. Those people were never a threat. If a law against carrying a gun kept you from carrying one, the overwhelming odds are you obey laws against murder.

Dirt you can’t see doesn’t exist.

While an argument can be made that selective breeding is manipulation of genes, it does not meet the legal or trade definitions of a genetically modified organism.

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs were the original scheduled guest, but their guitarist is recovering from pneumonia, so Lizzo was brought in as a replacement musical guest.

For all Jalopnik’s faults, this video isn’t one of them. I agree with you about everything wrong with the video, but Jalopnik didn’t make it. Blame for the video rests solely on Fox 35.

Minor correction (no pun intended):

...a franchise that runs on a perplexing ability to convince men that A: the wings are worth the embarrassment...

With regard to depreciation, only the Nissan Leaf and BMW’s i3 have dropped faster than models like today’s Nice Price or No Dice 750i.