Yea, as Jon Lovett eloquently put it: the problem with working at the White House is that you are surrounded by the kind of people who would take a job in this White House.

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

Well, record execs, if you hear the sound of a piano on a flatbed truck... know fear.

I hope this shit gets smashed over and over and over again. The school’s attempt to sanitize the situation and turn it into some optimistic bullshit is disgusting. Women don’t need to be memorialized, worshipped, turned into super heroes or pillars of strength they need to not be fucking raped, beaten or killed. Fuck…

This is so fucking sad. Maybe millennials don’t get it, but Gen Xer’s like myself and back, we get it... You might think it’s so convenient to order online, and sure, it is. But have you ever taken your kid, or when you WERE a kid, had you ever been taken into a Toys R Us and given a budget or number and told you…

I would also like to speak on behalf of the generously be-titted who love to cook: aprons are not fucking meant for us. (Not that this is Meghan’s problem.) Every cute apron ever made does the dreaded slide and ends up hugging one giant can and looks like shit and fuck aprons.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

My first job out of college took me over a thousand miles away from family. Due to having a dog, being unwilling to board said tiny dog, and having only 2 weeks of vacation a year, my wife and I started holding our holidays by ourselves. It was glorious. Our first Thanksgiving together I woke up to the smell of her…

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

I’ve found my Thanksgivings a lot less fraught with peril since I swapped out turkey for a nice standing rib roast; much more bulletproof to cook and miles easier to portion.

Turkey is only okay, but ham is the worst kind of pork. If those are the only two options, stick with the bird for tradition’s sake. But, really, maybe some roast beef or something would be nice.

My kid is whatever this is. He made it out of cardboard and duct tape and it lights up and the best part is he did it all himself!

My kids went as The Princess and the Pony. And we got retweeted by Kate Beaton herself!

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

I can’t wait to see this!!

I always take my friends/family when they come to the bay area to visit. It’s just such a weird little gem. I think my favorite story about her is that because she was insanely rich, every time she went into town and found a fabric for a dress she wanted to make, she would buy ALL of the fabric so that no one else in…

Paul Ryan doesn’t want to fix Oabamacare, he wants to burn it to the ground. There is no way to negotiate with a person who holds that stance. he’s basically a political terrorist.

I loved this show for a lot of reasons, but I really loved seeing Issa’s job struggles as someone who has also worked in similar nonprofit jobs. So many of these shows about young women in big cities center around their dreams to become famous or a professional creative or at least a “career woman”. It was really…

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.