Oh no! Not a blue hallway full of old paintings! Essie, bring my fainting chair and the smelling salts! I’m about to have the vapors!

And yet some people will not even consider this notion, saying that it’s a waste of money to rent since you don’t own the place. Then these same people end up stuck at some junky house in the middle of nowhere.

Are you saying Jezebel is a hive mind and there’s no distinction between different authors? Because if Bobby Finger says he’s tired of the Kardashians, it might be true for him and that he’ll no longer cover them (unless being compelled to because she’s doing something like meeting Trump again, which would actually be…

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

I’ve heard from people who were at a taping that he was actually really nice to everyone.  He spoke with my friends after the show, let them take selfies, signed autographs, etc. 

I never in a million years thought I would get married and have kids.

Yes, thank you for explaining to me what I already know, considering I was an opiate/heroin user for over a decade.

Yes, internet stranger, I clearly should have known that about you based on your two-sentence comment.

I been told y’all about this frog throated negro, but nooooooo.

It’s okay Maria, all the more Campari and Aperol for the rest of us. 

How dare you make me hope.

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

I once came across a tweet that said Black women are the only women who have to wonder if men who look like them date Black women. I really wish I could find it, because it was too real, and it’s doubly real for dark skin Black women. I’m glad Gabrielle is doing better to instill the value of dark skin beauty to her…

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

I’ve been disgusted by most of what this piece of garbage excuse for a human being has said and done over the last few years (oh god, years). But last night, when I saw this, I cried out of sheer anger and horror. This fucking guy. This fucking piece of shit who grabs women by the genitals and laughs about it. I’m not…

If you are at a nightclub or cocktail bar, flirt away.

How does a business- which is part of society- ignore, avoid and keeping its distance from something as objectionable as a MAGA hat *besides* telling the guy “get out, I refuse to serve you”?

I dont blame her for giving a diplomatic answer, theres a reason she was able to win her seat despite the demographics of the area.

See, I can make a caricature of your position too!

Well said and by dictate how women live their lives, they mean to make certain that pregnancy and babies are a punishment for slutty behavior. Sure you and your little bastard offspring will burn in hell someday, but their aim is to make your lives hell on earth today.  Terrorizing women into leading godly lives is…