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Since my parent’s live next to a Delta hub city, I end up flying them a lot when I go home and the Amex Delta card has definitely paid for itself for me in luggage fees alone. It also has a benefit that I think FAR outweighs whatever Delta Skymiles normal plan is... I can use miles in 5000 mile increments to take $50

I still it bad that I am SO FUCKING HPPY her shitty family is on the white side? With all the racist bs floating around it would have been even uglier.

I cannot wait to get up at 4AM Saturday and watch this shitshow wedding (congrats to the happy couple or whatever)

I have no idea what’s going on here.

I don’t see how it’s classist. In context she was talking about how colorism works. For background, though you may perceive Cardi to be black, Cardi herself hasn’t claimed blackness until recently and when it’s convenient to her, and actually has a history of trash talking dark skinned black women. Azelia was saying

Yup....no woman has ever commented on tampon sizing before your (male) friend. I mean “wide set vagina” and heavy flow is literally a joke from Mean Girls, but sure.... it sounds more like your friend’s joke is premised on limited translation options for a question in a foreign country.

That bit was agonizingly bad and seemed to last for ten minutes. Perhaps she convincingly portrayed a sensitive teen girl in the YouTube age- where’s the comic premise? What’s funny about it? Do they think teens watch this shitty ancient show?

Did they both go to the same drunk, blind plastic surgeon?

“Also why put quotes around “illegal?” It’s totally illegal.”

this is a lil nitpicky but it should be petit* boeuf because beef is masculine in French!

Dear Taylor and Kanye,

Yeah, I’ve always found that so weird. There are always nerdy Black girls that they seem not to see.

And to keep it all the way 100. I’m from the exact same place he’s from. I live in Atlanta, and I know from several women that he’s creepy af. So enjoy him, cause the clock is ticking.

And why does everybody keep calling her his wife? They’re not married. That’s his baby’s mama.

Excellent article, as usual. Of course a person is still Black, and still having a Black experience no matter who they like to spend time with.

couldn’t have said it gooder myself, sb.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Old person yells at cloud

Chrissy Teigen gets too much credit.