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It took me back to her giving zero fucks at all while singing backup for Aretha Franklin on David Letterman from a couple years ago:

I’ve read so much about this case and simply DO NOT UNDERSTAND how so many people still think she’s guilty.

“People are entitled to dislike you and their reason why is none of your business”. FUCK AND YES. This was something I took a while to learn. But it’s also why I write a thank you response if a woman rejects me on OK Cupid. Because if she takes the time to be polite enough to say no, thank you I’m going to thank her

I am so sick of the sheer gown trend. I really wish it would die and designers would line their fucking dresses again.

The motherfucker actually sang a love song in which he told the woman he loves “it’s like you’re my mirror.”

Life sucks hard sometimes/often. I'm sorry you're going through this,

Holy crap. I’m reading everyone’s replies but yours made me do an audible gasp.

oh my god i’m so sorry. that’s so awful. wow. perspective.

You are the reason there is so much non-decomposeable shit in our landfills. Do you throw away your lamps when the light bulbs burn out too?

I’m an ‘assistant DJ’ I help out one of my friends at a lot of his gigs (mostly weddings last year, bit more variety this year). From what I’ve seen, their importance can not be understated, we did weddings with good ones, with bad ones, and of course the “save money and do it ourself” ones.

For those people who think the Republican party is dying off, look no further than these women. These ladies are the future of the party. Fall in line, mimic others, have the same message, look the same. They marry men named “Trey”, who has political aspirations. Between running their lifestyle/mommy/fitness blogs and

Counterpoint: the older I get, the less of a shit I give what adults do that only affects them. Only when I got to the part about her younger kids being taken from her did I feel any give-a-shit.

I often wonder if people who make these ‘animals more than people’ declarations realize that they sound like petty narcissists with empathy deficits and not the daring iconoclasts they seem to think they are.

“And yes, for the record, I care more about animals than people.”

You raw-doggin sons of bitches, you!

I’m so tired of the “ha ha, glad you left” piece too, though.

I love it when NYC transplants say that they love it when other transplants leave “their city”

All the eye rolls to this sentence, “In their attempts to make themselves feel better about not wanting to hack it here...”

I don’t care whether or not people agree with Kanye about Beyonce’s video- going up and interrupting someone like that was just hateful. Thinking something and acting out in a way that hurts someone who did nothing to you are two very different things.

I met him when I was 16!!! Fuuuck me the man is INSANELY GORGEOUS in person. His face, his eyes, his height his everything. It was at a screening of a movie he did and I asked a question; afterwards when we met, he touched my arm and said, “That was a great question, btw. Most people get really nervous and that was