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Proof she's had butt injections! Look how small her tuchus is in these pictures!

“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

honestly i am team daenerys is the worst

You start allocating the maximum expense you had in last 12 month[s].

Don’t label any box as “miscellaneous.” It will mean nothing at the destination.

Forget Media Mail, AMTRAK shipping is the way to go. Super fast, and very affordable. Worth looking into.

“Boom—really, please,” says the 90-year-old queen

THIS. I agree that ABC/Disney should have given her advance notice, but Strahan owes her nothing. If you get a promotion and your boss tells you to keep it quiet until the company makes an announcement, you really don’t owe anyone anything. It’s highly unlikely they were friends off the air, given what’s come out

Thank you for saying this.

@realDonaldTrump “Matthew Knowles is a loser! Everyone knows you just hit ON your daughter! Sad!”

gigi hadid is 7 million times more beautiful than any other human i have seen

Wow. Just...wow. I’m a psychiatric nurse practitioner that has worked with hundreds of patients diagnosed with HIV/AIDS, so if the original poster has some “expertise,” so do I. That being said, this diatribe is so unlike the tone and style of nearly every nurse that I have known and worked with.

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I don’t even know why on earth I’m even commenting on this, but if you think that walk is bad, have you seen Kendall’s? it’s even terribler. Yes, I just made that word up. it’s that bad.

They don’t have an ounce of the fierceness of Naomi.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

But just because you forgot to wrap-up. HELL NAW.

Luckily, you don’t have to!

Look, I love Beyonce and everything she does, but if this is the ultimate fuck you to the mistress while still keeping the fuckboy, it loses seriousness and impact, IMO. This is like spray painting the mistress’ house with WHORE or SLUT on the front door, and then posting texts on social media and all that petty shit.

The conversation of black beauty is much more complicated than white women are the epitome of beauty. (Your statement is so broad is essentially becomes meaningless.) Black women will never be white so the ideal of beauty you speak of is completely unattainable. Unattainable beauty standards while interesting to talk