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Because you will find a decent person out there. I thought I was finished in my early 30s then an old friend came back into my life and we've now been married for 16 years.

So glad that I finally met a normal one off Okcupid and hopefully I never have to go through that layer of hell again.

Are you seriously defending Kris Jenner? I watched those same episodes and they weren't devastated. Kris, the "enterprising matriarch" made Kim pose naked for Playboy when she really didn't feel comfortable doing so in the same season they feigned concern over a sex tape. She instilled shallow values in her children

This. This kind of video drives me nuts—"Watch Some Dudes Eat Korean Food for the First Time!" So, unless you live under a rock, you've probably eaten Korean food (and perhaps heard that childbirth is messy), and unless you lack an atom of sophistication, you probably have the decency to avoid screeching, "GROSS!!" in

Oh god, go back to Gawker Cata Ding Dong, Bon Morte or whatever you're calling yourself this month

WTF are you babbling about? If you put someone into a chokehold and they died, rest assured you would have been arrested.
And come again about me not understanding the justice system? I have a JD/PhD you condescending piece of shit.

That shit is code for "You're too attractive and may leave me so I'm going to tear down your self esteem. Whew, crisis averted, since now I feel great!"

My ex, when I was 105 lbs, commented on my "cellulite". Which literally did not exist because I was a walking thigh gap. Never good enough for a jackass, indeed.

That kid can go fuck himself. It's his parents pool, not his. I'm guessing he didn't kick in for that shit, which means they can do whatever they want in it. I hope they sacrifice a goat in the fucker.
This is why I don't have kids. Buy your own pool, you little asshole.

Oh so white people have "discovered" coconut oil now? That's cute.

The worst thing women can bring to marriage is Geraldo Rivera. Can you imagine if things were getting a little stale and you and the wife were trying to spice your marriage up and then in she walks with Geraldo in a leather daddy outfit? That's grounds for annulment in most states.

Are we seriously going to make this about being "SEX POSITIVE" instead of about the muder of Palestinian women and children and how this is blatantly sexualizing the grossness of war? Now watch people come on here and try to defend how these women aren't actually objectifying themselves because "choice" while 3.1

Am I the only one who ALWAYS saw Jay-Z as ... garbage? I mean, he's got talent for sure, great business mind, etc, but as boyfriend/husband... people need to wake up. He's just another rapper who spent his life glorifying money, having multiple "hoes", and selling drugs. Why the f* would anyone want to marry him... oh

HIV-istan?! REALLY?!?!?!

Gross. No. STFU.

If the two of them were having serious issues around the time that she was recording Beyonce (which was basically all of 2013) and if she was still writing songs like "Drunk In Love," that would be…odd. One could argue that the songs were an attempt to save her marriage, but still, putting out a very specific and

can't imagine he's broke, as those veneers scream "I know how to get a good bargain!"

paris is a racist, cokehead, who was arrested for driving intoxicated...Kim was just smart enough to branch out and not say offensive things in public or like drive intoxicated. You can say whatever you want about Kim but she was never an ass to anyone in public.

Einstein is a Pisces, Paris.

"As a Jew, and as someone who has been raised to always support Israel (which, according to my parents, is my spiritual home, although I have never been)"