Luckily, I don't have to dress to impress HeLa cells...

and your point is? from my perspective, when people say "it's bullshit to make judge people based on their size" it applies in both directions. you are correct, two wrongs do not make a right. you can stop there. this isn't about who catches more shit in the aggregate, this is about treating people as individuals. fat…

the "bare minimum standards of human decency" also include not using terms like "pencil dick" as a slur.

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I had a similar thought: "Who lets their kid do that at someone's wedding??"

I must be getting old because my first thought upon seeing that picture of Jaden Smith was "If this was my wedding, I'd be pissed that there was some loudmouth tween strutting around in a Batman costume."

"A Brave and Startling Truth"

"As long as you have regular access to clean drinking water,"

Now if this isn't some new money shit...

So he can talk non-stop about his cheating to sell his movies and comedy shows, but his ex is bitter and should never say anything about because he pays lots of child support? If it's good enough for him then why not her?

ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE.

Wow, with that click bait. Really? Pussy?

I won't bankrupt myself either because I take care of my teeth

Yep but I have free healthcare which means I won't bankrupt myself whilst receiving medical care.

Thank you friend. Suffering makes you wise and witty and interesting. Eventually. Once you stop being a boring, miserable mess.

nothing fixes them forever, there are only good eye-specific moisturizers (Kiehls has some good ones) and fillers (Oil of Olay and Loreal have some good ones). I think wrinkles around the eyes are cute and really come from smiling a lot. so congrats on having such a happy life!

Atlanta is fucking delightful. Trees everywhere, liberal, renewed commitment to walkability, great old neighborhoods, solid arts culture. Just DON'T LEAVE THE BORDERS OF ATLANTA. Ever. The Atlanta suburbs (of which Sandy Springs is one) are a special hell. I grew up in them.

Hey, the actual city of Atlanta is cool. But, for the love of god, stay out of the suburbs.

BRAVO!! You are the winner of the clichéd "yet you commented" comment! You sure got me! I didn't say I didn't read this article, I did. I was commenting on the volume of posts Jez has generated about tweets being favorited, Instagram pictures being deleted, etc. I asked if it seemed excessive, but I didn't scold…

Rihanna is not checkin' for Jay. She only fucks handsome dudes.