They do ship! I've been trying to recreate the whisky cake at home because I only get to buy it in person about twice a year, but no luck yet.

He only gets away with being such a dick because he has a bunch of bodyguards who won't let anyone give him the ass beating he so richly deserves.

A what now? I'd ask Google, but I'm afraid of where it might lead me.

When a White Woman takes her clothes off and dances sexually, white feminists quickly label that being "sex positive" and having sexual agency.

When a black woman dances sexually suddenly they're not sure whats so empowering about it. How strange.

For THREE MONTHS my husband and I have been planning a housewarming party. 45 people RSVP'd. I woke up today — party day!— to a constant stream of emails, Facebook messages and texts from people making last minute excuses as to why they couldn't come. Barely 20 people showed up. I am super pissed about the ungodly…

Here's the problem with anyone who looks at cancer drug trials that are now shut down because of the GOP gov't shutdown and says, "Oh yeah, those are just trials so it's not a guarantee of effective treatment." For those who have no other options, it's not only their last chance to try something that at least made it…

For a cancer study, there is no way you could have a placebo group. It would be wantonly unethical and never approved through an internal review board. Typically, in case like these the trial would be paired against a common, standard cancer treatment to see how it stood up.

There are many things about white culture that I find confusing and problematic. I could write an essay on all the things I think are disempowering about ballet, yoga, burlesque etc and why I would not like my fictional daughters to do them. But you know what I don't get to define what is empowering for white ladies,…

Course, on the other hand, how is a group of white women telling black women what is and isn't sexually empowering for them girl power, either? What's empowering for women sexually isn't always the same, but changes depending on race, socioeconomic status, culture, sexual orientation, ethnicity, and other factors.

This type of dancing most definately is empowering. I can understand being a white or European person this type of this really isn't part of your culture. Not really sure what my point is here or if i'm articulate enough to get it accross. Anyway everybody in my culture booty shakes from the young to the old (as in…

Of course you would post a pic of WHITE children.

He ate Brie on the subway. He didn't murder a koala bear. Sometimes this public shaming gets on my damn nerves. Let's just put the stocks back in the village square and have at it. Sure, I don't like to eat on mass transit, but we don't know his life.

Fuck you people with your 'pearl clutching' shit. Someone can't express the remotest amount of discomfort with something you like without all that bitchy mean-girl giggling over 'pearl clutching.' How about this: fuck you. That's not very pearl-clutchy, right? I mean it definitely lacks the housewifey type…

EVERY SINGLE TIME my husbands walks in the room when it's on he always says the same thing, "He's the guy from Ghost" No, he's the president. The president of my dreams.

Even if she wasn't semi-famous her point is valid. Mocking pictures of mixed raced kids is horrid behavior and you deserve to be punched in the face for it.

TEAM FITZ FOREVAH!

I know it's really late, and that this might never make it out of the grays, but I just can't wait another week — I even created a new burner for this, since I don't want these details to be tracked back to my usual username.

Can I just say that Jezzies are awesome? I keep tabs on several of the blogs in the Gawker family, but Jezebel is consistently the source for the best, wittiest, most supportive and funniest comments of all of them.

The Godiva with sea salt and almonds! I think it's called Sea Salt Soiree? Lord have mercy, that shit is delicious!