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Thank you for that. It's good to hear that from someone who was very independent prior to marrying in their 30s, which is exactly my situation. All the best :)

I think I can be a bit bossy for sure, perhaps because I think I can do everything better. I suppose that would be a problem in any relationship. Thanks!

I'm having a hard time changing gears from being single to being in a serious relationship.

I read it, rolled my eyes and had a little chuckle at how silly it all was.

Madonna also has too much damn money.

That made me laugh out loud.

Thank you so much for the advice.

Genital. I like this guy but I'm not sure how or whether to proceed with this.

I'll be there around the same time. Jezzies in Iceland, FTW!

Generic questions about seeing someone with herpes: how best to protect oneself? How serious is the risk of transmission between outbreaks?

I love love love elephants and have since I was a child. Except that I cannot deal with elephants in captivity. It makes me terribly sad.

I've heard that they can be pretty mean. One blocked my grandma's path on the sidewalk once, stared her down and refused to step aside.

I'm jealous :)

That cracks me up. I've heard so many funny stories about monkey shenanigans over the years. Love them.

I once saw a monkey whip out his dick and start jerking off when a crowd of us approached him at the zoo. It's almost like he specifically wanted to offend us. And it worked. Moms grabbed their kids and we all turned around and left him alone.

Oldies unite! Because I don't get it either.

The blacks?

But why would anyone cheat on Reggie Bush? And with Kanye??