I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

All I got from this is the shocking realization about how long it has been since I’ve seen a beautiful penis in person. They have been decidedly underwhelming lately.

The OJ version vindicated Marcia Clark since she was treated horribly by the media during that trial.

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

Terrorists also use trucks. See the Nice attacks earlier this year.

Also, does he really think rose petals ahould be spelled “rose pettles”?????

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

YEAH MAEVE!!!! I loved this episode. She’s on her own making moves and taking no prisoners.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Silver constantly warned that this election was different given the volatility in the polls and the large amount of undecided voters. He also warned that there was a significant possibility that Trump would win the Electoral College, but would lose the popular vote. Nate Cohn at the Upshot, however, was completely…

me too. I thought I was going to start bawling when she got to the part of the speech where she addressed young women and girls.

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

oh my god, i am crying at work. This is so sad and this is an incredibly brave and gracious way for her to concede.

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

This is the only video of Edge of Glory that matters to me:

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Wife and I are convinced that Lily Rabe and Sarah Paulson end up meeting, breaking the wall between the talking heads and the recreation.

I fell off AHS after season three, but I am an absolute fiend for all things Roanoke. (What can I say, I like a good unsolved historical mystery.) Is this season worth watching?

I will never be over the fact that SVU did an episode based loosely on Anthony Weiner, in which the offending politician used “Enrique Trouble” for his “Carlos Danger” alter-ego.