Poke-E-Man is stupid

I see you.

Was she ever off them?

I’m not an expert on relationships or anything but I think putting your fiance on blast over social media is probably not a wise decision.

She looks a bit like the kitty I adopted today. Except he has longer fur. He is not cooperating for a picture.

My dog stole the softest throw pillow in the house, fuzzy & square just like this one. I get the preference for a shape but why do they care about the fuzziness? They are already fuzzy.

So cute!! I love tuxedo kitties, obviously.

Those things look like something that would squirt a poisonous liquid at contestants in the hunger games while making them hallucinate.

Now THAT IS JUST WRONG. It doesn’t even look like food.

Evenin’ Jezzies. Just so you all know, if I disappear without warning you can be certain this guy is the culprit:

The winner for pissing contest this week (by most stars!) is: ginger is a construct! For her story “Surprise Jalepeno”!

BEAUTY THREAD!

Well, I guess my column of People I Never Expected To Feel Sympathy For now includes every woman ever employed by Fox News.

I’m fine with her not getting parole but she’s spent roughly 47 years in prison. Hardly getting off the hook if released.

John Waters wrote a very good article about her and their friendship. It’s an interesting read.

Not sure how I feel about this. I mean she was part of the Manson family, so yeah no parole makes sense, but she was 19 when she did these murders/helped with these murders and isn’t our justice system supposed to be about rehabilitation? I get that Manson himself should never see the light of day, and to be honest if…

I’m disapointed that so many in the media seem to be buying the whole “Melania quoted Michelle (WHO SHE LOVES) over the phone to me and I wrote it down WORD FOR PERFECT WORD and then included it in a DRAFT!” excuse.

sorry, that may have sounded harsh. i just have nothing left for assholes like this, and it makes me so angry that they have the next generation to pollute with their “ideas”. hearing about jackasses like this dude makes me more and more glad every day that i never had kids—kids that might have interacted with his…

until his daughter is gang raped and it’s filmed and streamed to the internet by the guys who do it and still the whole town turns on her and tries to bully her into killing herself so she won’t go through with a trial and “ruin the futures of those promising young men” who raped her, this guy will never care to hear…

I love it when assholes justify their jokes with “you don’t understand comedy.” No, sweetie, you don’t understand comedy, because that’s not funny.