I’ve gotten exactly one professional massage in my life, and let me tell you, I also moaned for all to hear. That shit is awesome.

New theory: Yoko gets Chinese take out every night and just tweets us her fortune.

I don’t care about the nude posing but you are right about the rest. Yes, Melania Trump, someone whose only accomplishment is marrying well, is the living embodiment of American Values......not the lady who pulled herself up out of a tough neighborhood to graduate from Princeton and Harvard, have a successful career…

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

The Asian lady in the foreground showed remarkable composure.

Is it just me, or does everyone in that video look SUPER uncomfortable?

I like him declaring; “I’m a grown up.” Nothing screams “adult” like trolling boards devoted to a movie about people busting ghosts!

Have you looked at the IMDB boards for the film? I can’t even describe it, so here are a few gems.

She was definitely something to behold in the movie. I hope it makes both her and Leslie stars so I don’t have to watch SNL anymore.

“Also, will have weird dreams about Kate McKinnon. I blame the wink.”

Halle Berry’s IG is a beautiful space in a gross world. I kinda fell in love with her again since she joined.

Money.

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

You can fuck right off with that bullshit.

That’s clearly a cat who’s lost what few fucks he had to give and can’t be bothered to go find them.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

I terminated my pregnancy today. It’s really early, just weeks, so I did the pill. Everyone at my doctor’s office was incredibly kind to me, my husband has been great. It was 100% the right decision for us: my Con list stretched on for miles, my Pro list was basically just, “Yay, a baby.” I have 2 beautiful, healthy,…

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

Exactly. It’s the Mad Men concept; with power comes the ability to claim “what you deserve.”

I sometimes think if men knew the actual truth, they’d die of shame from silencing women all these years. It’s why they fight us so hard when we do attempt to tell our stories: they do NOT want to know that this happened to women they cared about—their moms, grandmothers, great-grandmothers (god knows worse things…