Same.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”

Her black, puss filled, petrified, Voldemort heart.

I fucking hate this shit. We all know from the media she’s lived pretty hard and while that can alter skin, teeth, wrinkles, etc, like I hate the “She looks older than (age)“ comments because like, “HOW OLD IS THIRTY SUPPOSED TO LOOK?” If you lined up me and five of my girlfriends, all of who are 30 years old, we all…

Oh god. Her poor, little assistant in his cute suits. And her lifecoach that quit? Said fuck this shit.

You need to get out more if you think that’s what 50 looks like.

I always had this dream of going to L.A. to become Lindsay's best friend, and save her from herself. But I know an hour in, and we'd be in Calabasas outside Kim Kardashian's house, fucked up on questionable cocaine, screaming out how she stole from us somehow.

All conjecture on my part, but a few weeks ago, Sam Lutfi supposedly threw Silva in a car and took his phone, and Silva filed charges. I’m guessing things were getting heated and Courtney sicced Lutfi on him to protect Frances, or to amp up the drama, or both. But so far there haven't been any specifics available.

Simpsons did it first, Clover.

I had forgotten about that. Now I hope she writes an entire rock opera opus that is considered a classic for the ages and still gets played in 50 years... about what an ass he is.

I was joking, because that’s a persistent thing people complain about on Jezebel (and io9 and gawker and the rest of the internet). You can relax.

Elijah, this was an incredibly brave and selfless act. Thank you.

I managed to quit biting my nails when I was a kid, but it left permanent damage on my teeth. Yes, biting your nails can cause tooth damage.

I really am devoted to a similar Origins mask, but have been tempted lately by this one! It’s great to see such a positive review unprompted. Thanks for the info!

Hey there Jezzies! Whatcha drinking? I am having some Brooks Dry Cider from TJs.

There are plenty of women’s nipples on premium cable but that’s not the same as basic cable. Even American Horror Story (which is arguably the most explicit show on basic cable) had to cover up Gaga’s nipples with pasties.

What a boob.

It’s the federal government being a bully.

Sure, but does it clash with the couch?