Is jacking off on the subway an integral part of the lower-class black experience that I just happened to miss?

Sorry, was the woman white?

He committed a sex crime against a woman. But fuck it, let’s just prioritize the feelings of men over the women they harass some more:)

Oh, so we should just let him keep masturbating on public transportation?

Because he’s committing a crime, so the fact that some person on the Internet has diagnosed him with mental illness doesn’t really matter?

The internet can and will make you fat, as does justice. Why, just after reading that they caught Ethan Couch last night, I ate a celebratory grilled cheese and then later gained forty pounds.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

What sad, pathetic little sacks of waste.