If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?
Bad sex is a thing! Many, many years ago when I was an Evangelical Christian - I thought sex would develop naturally after marriage. That we would grow together in that regard. Well, something developed- now I am an ex Christian with an ex husband.
Thank you. My fiance said the exact same thing. I just wish we didn’t reside in such a vapid culture where there are enough people to maintain the con.
I forgot the rule where you’re only allowed to mention the person in the headline of the article, and no one else! Comparing and contrasting female pop artists is only done to be mean and not to highlight the different approaches in writing break-up songs, right?!
How was it irrelevant. Taylor Swift gives (gave? I think she’s off that now) very few fucks about name-dropping her ex’s in songs, and it is (was) tacky as all hell. Grande’s song is also a song that name-drops her ex’s. That’s very related.
Wait, so the split was in mid October and just over two weeks later she has the breakup song already written produced and published and we’re still led to believe that this ‘relationship’ wasn’t just a clever PR stunt by their respective publicists, keeping her in the news 24/7 to promote her new music and raising his…
WTF, where is SNS?
You’re fine. Even Stevie Wonder saw this coming.
The King Solomon solution...split the baby pig down the middle, then both Pete and Ariana get some delicious bacon.
Hopefully his boner subsides...
They’re 24 and 25
This exchange on the Banksy self-destructing print story didn’t get enough love, so I am reposting it here for your enjoyment:
Where the Harry Potter fans at? Every year there’s a Halloween decorating contest here, and for the past three years my husband and I have crushed the competition into the ground! We’re not competitive or anything. This year the theme is Harry Potter, and I’ve seen the movies but I’ve only read a few of the books, so…
My wife is giving my older daughter a bath. I'm just sitting here in the family room with my 2 week-old asleep in my arms and Marzipan laying by my side.
Whoa, I did not expect to see SNS so early! Yay! It’s been a rough week and especially gutting day. Rapey McDrunkersons is counting the days until he starts fucking Democrats, liberals, and women. With glee. I'm voting at seven in the morning on election day. We need to start righting this ship. So so much damage done…
Hope everyone’s having the best weekend they can, here’s to being ungreyed 😀
Congrats 53% White Women Trump Lovers. Enjoy the political sexual harassment to your civil liberties to come, you grabbed pussies, you.
If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.