On an adjacent note, I have no tolerance for this infinite scrolling bullshit.

I’m not really into celebrities / royals shit ... but I will DIE if they get engaged because it will piss off so many racists.

1. Wait, so there was a man sitting BEHIND them in the Uber?

Yeah, but the thing is normal people very frequently experience things much worse than “the commercial we got paid a huge amount of money to make was unpopular”. The fact that she’s whining about it is not a great look.

I sometimes think how it could have gone if like, one celebrity kid (even a Kardashian) DIDN’T decide to be a model/actress and just became, like, an accountant or an airline pilot or a paralegal. It seems anyone with ANY sort of celebrity connection has to be in that world or design handbags or something. Do any of…

Did she not have the option to say no? Was she forced to do it? No, she thought it was fine.

Seriously. Did she just witness her best friend get blown to pieces by an IED or watch her family get vaporized by a drone? No? Then calm the fuck down.

I’m sure she and her mother saw the storyboards before she cashed the million dollar check. Hell, I’m a struggling commercial actor and I see story boards at auditions. My agents don’t even bother sending me out for certain companies because they know I won’t say yes. And I’m not rich! I just have integrity.

Everything she “is” is because of privilege. And now you want sympathy for her lot. I wish her the best as a human, and that is it. She remains responsible for choosing her life. I don’t need you to explain corporate campaigns or context, because my point is that their craven desires and stratagems don’t make you…

I was traumatized by Kendall’s double-denim outfit, but you don’t see me jetting off to Paris.

“Grown adults are responsible for the choices they make. Film at 11.”

Yes, you’re right. The nuclear war will wash away all of our sins.

Maybe it’s just because I’m used to working with people who are actually traumatized (people with PTSD, people who have had limbs blown off, people who have been POWs, people who have seen their buddies bleed out in front of them), but this Kendall thing is entirely overblown. She feels bad because she did something…

If only Kendall had offered a Pepsi to Assad instead.

Still don’t feel sorry for her.

or the sister of the most successful porn star in the world

Right? Real activists are getting pepper sprayed, hit with night sticks, tasered, and hauled off to jail. And Pepsi tried to make a cheap buck off “tapping into the energy of the movement” in the most tone-deaf way possible. But you are the real victim here, Kendall. Go to Paris and try to recover, you poor thing.

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???

That’s a nice way of saying “rich, talent-less, spoiled brat”