I can’t believe he makes $150K per year, and a hard NO on the sex, thank you very much.

Y’all ain’t got no water tho.

I always see it used to denigrate, like “you liberals in your big city bubbles.”

But hey, fuck, I’m gay. When I was a teenager, I moved to a big city to be around other queers. And going into the Trump Era, I feel even less inclined to move away from safety and culture.

Sorry if that makes me a “snowflake” when I have…

I am black.

According to mainstream science fiction not many black people will survive the apocalypse. In the immediate after or deep utopian future there just aren’t that many people with brown skin left.

But you may get to have sex with some desperate hotties!!

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hi kitty

I saw a quote somewhere today about “Happy” from her that encapsulated a lesson it took my therapist years to teach me.

Self-medicating with drugs and alcohol is a common way of coping with the isolating symptoms of mental illness. Fisher has spoken at length about how substance abuse can seemingly counter the symptoms of a condition, offering a false sense of normalcy (sometimes even euphoria) when they become too great to cope with…

I’m an atheist in AA who goes to meetings that are principally filled with other atheists and agnostics who have very figurative and unique conceptions of their higher powers not founded in any sort of dogmatic religion. Different programs and different solutions work for different people. I’m happy people no matter…

I suffer from bipolar disorder which wasn’t adequately diagnosed or treated until I was almost 30 and had blown my life to smithereens. Thankfully I didn’t have a co-morbid addiction with it, but it was still terrible enough to destroy a lot of things and people around me. Carrie Fisher made me feel less insane, and…

Sometimes just knowing that you are an addict is enough to help you get past it, or to find the help you need. NA/AA did not work for me - I didn’t want to sit around for years talking about my “addiction” like it was my BFF. I was lucky that I could decide I didn’t want to have an addiction and after a few weeks, I…

My best friend’s sister is suffering from mental illness and drug dependency.

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail. 

So glad I clicked through.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

“Destination wedding are making a comeback! Unfortunately that destination is Hell.”

It was a year of the dick.

And on television, as in life, it is almost never the ones you’d want to see.