You can’t (well, you shouldn’t) dismiss a line of reasoning when your counter hinges on “if”.

The whole focus of this demo was related to quickly loading and rendering gigantic assets. Yes, the SSD speed is important here.

That tracks. Very much like these pathetic wannabe soldiers, Pikachu won’t have anything to do with balls.

Buried amongst all the porn, no doubt

This is probably something Variety found on a USB stick some bonehead left at Medieval Times. 

Dude. Cate Blanchett getting cast in an Eli Roth driven Borderlands (aka a garbage fire) would no more grant legitimacy to video game movies than Bob Hoskins did for them in Super Mario Brothers.

Hey, they don’t spend a lot of time on the modern day stuff, either.

Kazushige Nojima is the scenario writer here and one of the script writers as well. You might know him from one of his other works where he was scenario designer and writer: Final Fantasy VII.

You might also know Tetsuya Nomura from another work he was a writer(and character designer) on called Final Fantasy VII.

You…

As weird and terrible as it sounds, Mystic Quest is, for some reason, one of my favorite Final Fantasy games. I played it when I was a kid and I've been smitten ever since. It absolutely sucks as a FF game though. 

Jesus. If nothing else, I’m impressed by how you've managed to double down on being a douche while choosing this as your hill to die on.

She’s a child in quarantine, she's already getting denied access to friends, let her have some happiness.

What a fucking dipshit.

Had no idea you lost the game once it’s taken off the service. Subscription fatigue kinda soured me on Pass and Now to begin with, but this nugget of info cements the no-go for me.

I dunno.  I mean, when he says “you can’t buy personality” he’s definitely speaking from experience.

Fuck off, this numbskull has never, ever done a single thing of consequence and you’re worried that he found out how to post something on social media?

Got damn. Dude quit after 3 years of consistent play because he couldn’t t-bag? Good riddance I guess. 

I agree.

3 years of overwatch and he quits over losing method of being toxic?...

lmao this has got to be satire.

Alternate title: “This Week in Absurd Hills to Die On...”