Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

He’s sorry his locker room butter was offensive.

There is plenty of reason to doubt the validity of the election in which the person who won lost by over 2.5 million people.

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

AMEN! I wondered if anyone else noticed that/hated it.

Ugh... we recently had to welcome a baby Brysen into our lives. The pain is real.

My brother in law’s son is named Jevin.

See does the “i’ make it better or worse than the “y”? Braiden or Brayden? Aiden or Ayden? I honestly cannot decide.

Don’t forget the billions of spellings we got for Aiden too

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

Hey, I can somehow lose my slow-moving 68yo mother in the smallest of CVS stores.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Yesterday I went out and was super paranoid. Today is no different. I want to fight back but this is a spectacularly painful blow. I feel betrayed by my neighbors even. Its hard when you arent in a big metropolitan city like NYC and youre a POC in a small white suburb. The threat is so much larger. Ugh. I am so…

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

i cant even make a proper sighs queen joke, because i’m too sick to my stomach.

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

My favorite ghoststory is one from my college years. I was working in a restaurant in a big state college town. The place had two floors, and the upstairs always closed first, and was mostly closed on the weekdays/nights.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

An old high school classmate (Facebook friend, but not a real friend) just named her daughter Kamryn.