Maybe he can apply for a H1-B visa and coach soccer at Baylor.

Wow, hilarious comment. So clever, so edgy, so unexpected.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Please use caution when using this in a office setting. My company would probably consider using an unapproved recording device in a meeting a fireable offense.

Not the same car, unless they removed the sunroof too and re-skinned the roof.

Because those are boring and uninspired?

Wow, looks like they’re about to get alot of sales from Jalopnik commenter now!

Can you hear that? It’s the sound of everyone who payed too much for a 911 R crying.

This is nothing like the Phaeton...

I don’t recommend anyone going to the Identity Evropa site, but if you do, you will be unable to keep yourself from laughing at the group of guys on their main page.

If not for the jump, get him for the unlawful conversion (presumably), destruction, and trespass of public lands.

It was exactly what I wanted (I have a UK proxy for iPlayer). It felt fresh and substantial. The Ferrari segment was hair raisingly good. The Kazakh road trip was solid fun (props to Mr Reid for picking the perfect car for the job imo) and the camerawork was as good as ever. The only thing that fell a bit flat was…

Some say...this is a return to form.

Jalopnik commenters like clean designs. Case in point, look at how many Jalops bought the last-gen Civic Si.

This is exactly why it’s perfect. People hating on this car either don’t really understand what it’s about (being totally, unashamedly loud and boisterous) or are too old to be in the market for it anyway.

I engage in conversations but I have a magic phrase “Alright, got to go back to work :)“ that works 100% of the time.

I would have assumed they got some more savvy people from GM to help avoid this amount of negative press is all.

Sure, but you know what? After 5 year in a Corolla, CR editor will quit and go work in a boring job instead. That’s how much damage a Toyota does to one’s brain.

Also important: Scotch.