slyjackal
Sly Jackal
slyjackal

If I were that guy, the last thing I would be giving a shit about is the other two drivers. I'd be too busy dealing with the realization that my pants are now full of crap.

Won't happen.

The only way to stop illegal (Murder/Rape/Theft/Drug Trafficking/Insider Trading/ect) is to make it legal (Murder/Rape/Theft/Drug Trafficking/Insider Trading/ect).

The return of McLaren Honda! Please tell me they find a way to bring back the Marlboro livery.

Wow you must really not care about your stuff... Since I got my first phone in 2005 I have only broken 1 of them. Can't imagine breaking 5 in a shorter time.

...so little time...

Porsche wouldn't do that type of thing, especially on their track oriented model. That wing also isn't for show.

Though that won't stop the guys who only buy them to cruise back and forth between an air conditioned garage and the local Cars & Coffee.

Knights of Cydonia its the greatest video ever.

KINJA'D™

"Man, I hope no one smells my fart..."

What would have made those 15 minutes with the tablet a "stunner"?

Yeah I never had enough money to care about it before, but now that I have a job I already bought everything I need, so now I don't have to care about black friday. But I do need a new phone, If the Moto X goes on sale I will jump on that.

Wow. You must've missed last year's sale on Maserati's! 3% off and it came with free wine!!! ;) (But seriously, I hear ya. There's only so much stuff you need.)

If there's one thing that will save a company, it's the ability to send dick pics to strangers.

Noooooooooooooo :( I loved the NA Boxer 6's in the new Porsche's, they will be missed. The one thing I never liked about the Porsche Turbo's was the noise, and it's safe to assume they will all sound like that now.

I bought a 2008 Si sedan new and owned it until this summer (replaced it with a Corvette) and miss the hell out of it. It rode great (especially with adjustable Koni Yellows), handled great, and was reliable as the sunrise. That sweet sounding engine was bounced off the rev limiter every day for 100,000 miles

These are only fun once you take the needle past the number 5.

Finally, the update to the Nokia Lumia 1020!

I'd rather see it look like this.