She died before her time. They could have had a lot more years. That's sad to me.

This has to be the most epic thing I have seen (on the internet or otherwise) in a long time.

I guess Mr. Molinaroli lost control of his Johnson.........Hey-yooooooooooooo

Who the fuck wants to Windex their sofa?

I have no idea what purpose the salesman serves in a car purchase transaction.

I strangely love this.

Maybe if they are lucky the can get a corrupt Democracy like us!

They should've put in an old Nokia. I bet it would've broken the machine. Lol

That sentence double-spacing should be a felony.

Serious question, so what? They are paying for them, Apple gets their sale, no one is denied something they NEED because of this, so what is the problem? Anyone who actually wanted one for their own use could order online and have it at their door on launch day, waiting in line is not necessary.

shows how bs most social media really is.

This spec war nonsense has always confused non-Apple people. There are two things that you are missing.

Pretty sure deadmau5 is my new favorite celebrity.

Because it's fat.

You seem upset...

it'll be RWD only!

I like that they still managed to have options that this car doesn't have.

Metric system?! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

That's what she said?