I think a lot of dumb people didn't get your joke

All you do is comment extremely negative things, usually with a personal insult to the poster. That's it, you can keep doing it, but you must have some sort of anger issue in real life I'm guessing to be so rude to strangers on the internet with nearly every single post

Man, with all of these insane people on planes you’ll have the average plane commuter naturally learning the skills to take down hijackers in no time.

Let me guess - physics tied to the framerate and the BGM will reset after every fight

could have used this back in south jersey in the 90s, we never had power from all the hurricanes/nor’easters

Congratulations on your stay here and good luck in the future. I hope it wasn’t Patricia because I really liked her content going back years (even Polygon articles)!! Shame about Kotaku slowly dying, but girlfriend works in PE so.. I get it. For mindless corporate owners it’s not the content as much as the profits. 

J think it was a ancient version of Monopoly that caused some civilizations to self destruct from all the fighting

I never understood why people think that’s the way to express their jealousy. I am a pretty big Playstation user but I had to get a PS3 a couple years ago just so I could play games I missed out on cheaply. And you know what? GTA IV, The Godfather 2, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Saboteur, they are all great in their…

If I can put in my PS3 discs like on Xbox I would be ecstatic. If I could put in PS2 discs I would be jumping through the roof. And if that patent says they can retroactively add trophies to older games without requiring developer involvement I would immediately launch into space.

Right, it is that simple, you don't do this to kids. If I am pissed because a company isn't doing more to address X issue I don't go into the stores and start harassing everyone to make a point. I especially don't make threats that would require the police.

They may have cut back, but at least the project focused on the right things after that disastrous preview and the subsequent reshuffling

That’s the thing that's great though - neither game is bad. It's like saying you like chocolate but one person dark chocolate and the other milk chocolate. Can appreciate both. I 100% prefer the shuffle time though over negotiating, was impossible for me to figure out what to select until I got the skill

I know this should never happen, but I really wish someone would find the people who make overtly sexist/racist/violent comments online and somehow put them into a database where you can just block them from: job interviews, online media, buying guns, shopping, going outside, socialising. That is not literally what I…

I mean, without giving details or examples you sort of just come off as racist

I started playing Persona 5 Royal and Persona 4 Golden around the same time (first time even hearing of the series) and I thought Golden was a shit ton better than Royal. I played it for about 8 hours on a trip, then when I returned home I went back to Royal (I was about 5 hours in) .. now that I’ve finished Royal and…

Googled it, their favourite ones are Glockachu and M4gikarp

To their credit, GTA Online had a massive expansion that included an original voice actor coming back and Dr Dre. Red Dead Online had nothing, I'm assuming because it's significantly less profitable, but the company should respect players' commitments at least with some type of textual update

Hot take but ok

I don't get this joke about Dave Chappelle, I always thought he had a wide appeal and when I saw him in London recently the audience was one of the most diverse I've ever seen