This is delicious, particularly if you know any asshole conservative catholics and even more particularly if you know any asshole convert conservative catholics. If you dont, you can google for some blogs, but i wouldn’t recommend it.

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Should a woman who’s no longer able to have children have her embryos taken away because her former partner no longer wants them?

You forgot cheap fake leather jackets, and duck faces.

Karl Lagerfeld is like 80+ years old. If he's anything like my grandparents, he probably thinks this is what it's supposed to do.

Come get you a BJ.

I KNOWWWWWW. Soo goooood. I'm a super fan. Big Caribou / Mantioba / Daphni fan. Dan Snaith is also THE NICEST dude.

Not so much an oxymoron as getting back to the roots of marriage...

But...but...she wants to live like common people, she wants to do whatever common people do...

Really loving all the lime truthers on Jez this week

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

OF COURSE it was only symbolic. Did anyone really seriously believe she was going to stick to that?

There has to be a word for unfollowing people but occasionally looking at their page just to feel angry. Masochism?

I can’t stand those sanctimommy articles a lot of the new moms seems to be posting lately... “I Was a Moron Before I Became a Mother, But Now I’m Enlightened!” Get the hell over yourself! Yes, becoming a “mommy” (I also hate when a grown woman refers to herself as a mommy, unless she’s speaking to her young child)…

It’s not often that I feel this way about Facebook but I really miss that time when you could select “see more of” or “see less of” a person on your feed.

I don’t even have to remember to go check on my batshit friend’s FB page. I will get a text from another mutual friend that is all the bad words and I know that Batshit has posted another Gwyneth-like post. I enjoy my Lazy Rage.

As we speak, some Silicon Valley intern is writing code to figure out how to weave filtering algorithms into all the subtle, social media misteps like this one so that that we’ll never leave. #hotelfacebook

I keep a few of my more absurd friends on my feed for exactly this reason. Sometimes I need a little shade with my coffee to start the day right.

But sometimes I just need something to rage at, y’know!? It’s not “Unfollow but show me this person’s weekly-birthday baby photos when I want to kick a hole in the wall,” it’s just “Unfollow.” How useful is that?!