Sometimes, people can't just therapy a visceral reaction away. If this woman's aversion to oral sex comes from some sort of trauma, it might be something she can't get rid of. That's different from having a preference.

omg, the SOAP!

Are we sure they aren't living in one of Saddam Hussein's palaces? Same garish bullshit. Also, you have gold faucets, but you can't buy a fancy dispenser for your hand soap? That's just lazy.

I laughed really hard at that last shot. All that gilded bullshit and then there's softsoap and paper towels, not even put in a soap dispenser or on a paper towel roll. Guess you have to cut your budget somewhere.

She looks EXACTLY as I pictured her. Including the denim on denim outfit and the blond helmet-hair.

I feel like never letting your child play by themselves (for an age-appropriate length of time) is such a terrible idea. I have had a lot of great experiences because I can enjoy my own company for a bit, and I feel sorry for people that I know who are so uncomfortable being alone for a short time that it ruins…

That looks like a Kansas City bordello.

OMG YES! Through college, I cleaned houses for rather wealthy people in the Midwest, and they did crazy shit like this a lot. I had one guy who lived in a McMansion, but had just bought some unbelievably expensive custom-made museum-worthy furniture from Europe. He went on and on about how expensive it was and how to…

I listen to Dan Savage's lovecast from time to time, and this is a point he brings up a lot. It's the shame that needs to die off on these, because the taking and eventual leaking of photos won't stop unless it stops being a big deal. Well, it probably won't stop then, either, but at least if the shame element dies…

DONT DRAG THE BEDAZZLER INTO THIS!!!!

also her outfit is the boooooooooooomb #fashionqueen

practical!

Wait, what the fuck? THAT'S THEIR HOUSE? Sweet Mick Foley I think that Marie Antoinette would find that excessive.

Why does all that stuff look like it came from the evil dictator spring collection catalog.

This whole thing of not letting kids watch TV sounds like suicide to me. I'm not saying plop them there all day, but no one ever died from letting a three year old watch Sesame Street while you go to pee in peace.

I could be mistaken, but I believe the pictures are from the house the Lucas' bought from Steve and TommiSue Hilbert. Hilbert was the founder and CEO of Conseco, and until they were run out of the company and pretty much out of town, they were another in the rich white trash legacy of Indianapolis. TommiSue was a…

Is it just me, or that close up picture of the fresco - is that, Bill Murray??

They're probably vintage Gloria Vanderbilt too.

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