The only reason I thought it was an okay joke to make is that my dad's dad was a Holocaust survivor who used to use his tattoo as his lottery number. Swear to God. He had a DARK sense of humor.

Did you get a free temporary number tattoo with purchase?

Glorious!!! I love that descriptor!

Glorious, yes, that is the exact word I thought of. I have always loved natural black hair since I was a child. There are plenty of years left for her to just be a child and not worry about what her hair does.

Cheers!

yep. But happy mom, sleepy baby.

I get the most compliments on my hair in its natural state from white people more than black people. I think the notion that "they" (i.e. the white community) don't like it is bullshit. Some white people don't like it...but who f-king cares about those people anyway. Do you!

I see they've decided to go with the "nagging girlfriend" motif.

WE NEED TO TALK because ladies ALWAYS need to talk, amiright?? Do they ever stop talking? Hahahaha this is comic gold you guys.

Nothing will scare a male audience away faster than hearing "We Need to Talk". No good ever follows those four words.

OH GOD THAT GIF. I cringed.

Oh, please, white-people-who-don't-know-better, do not try to befriend me for the explicit purpose of procuring a black friend. Be kind, be cool, don't be an ass and if there is a basis for friendship it will happen. Call me "girlfriend" in our first conversation, ask me to teach you to twerk or go deep on hair…

I usually do, coffee is more like a last resort for me. Also, please forgive me if I make any language mistakes - I had an English grammar/linguistics exam this morning and it seems my brain has decided to give up on it for a while. Painful for a grammar nazi like me. :(

This is how I feel about flavored coffee. It also reminds me of going to work with a hangover back in my early 20s, so that's probably the main reason I don't like it.

I am not at all offended by this, because I DO hate coffee. Flavored caffeine is what I want!

Not getting sloshed to the point that you're cross-eyed and drinking straight out the wine bottle is good advice for any almost any situation.

I admire how resolute you are on this issue.

This is a very real reality that never gets addressed. The "solution" is to seemingly snap your fingers and pretend that standards of evidence and/or measures of guilt are rather different from the system set up.

I love that you wore your grumpy pants today - LOVE IT.

Her observations seem pretty reasonable. She's not saying that it is right for it to be that way; she's just describing the way it is. The juries are doing as they're instructed - only convicting if guilt is proven beyond a reasonable doubt. And when the only witness and accuser is not reliable, because they were…