Or just NOT let burner accounts post images, and only let registered accounts have that privilege.

See, that's the easiest solution and also the one that's the most hurtful to readers because it means that to get rid of the gifs, we have to give up a comments feature that there is no reason we shouldn't be able to enjoy. I hope they don't go with that option because if they do, it really means that rape gif asshole…

Kinja sucks ass so, so hard. It's even worse if you're reading Jezebel or any of the Gawker blogs on a phone browser. I think Gawker should reach out to 4chan and see if they're willing to do anything about their asshole user who's doing this. Personally, I'm only bothered by the gifs in the sense that if I'm in a…

They don't need that for anonymous tips. They can just have an email address for that very purpose and then tipsters can use a fake hotmail account or an IP blocker to email Gawker media with whatever information they want to share.

Oh yeah, you're right, I forgot the part where the strip club kidnapped the churchgoers and forced them to get lap dances...

What debate about morality? Who's being immoral here? The strip club isn't breaking any laws and the church has no business imposing its morality on the rest of society. Period.

Um, have you encountered many dicks with hard shells and three tiny balls?

There are a lot of really good musicians on platforms though. I think I'm lucky that the stations I'm at the most have some pretty good "regulars". Grand Central is almost always awful but there's this great guy that plays sort of classical pop who's often on the R platform at Atlantic. And the little accordion guy at…

Tatum.

I don't get this guy's appeal. He just looks like a big derpy meathead to me.

Yes, it is an actual work of art. There's a context and a meaning to those cans.

The second kid was born about a year and a half after the first one so my guess is they had sex in the room with the kid when he was about 6-7 months old. That was probably the last time they had sex.

Um, it's not the 10 year-old's physical health that we're worried about...

Um, no. That's not the problem at all. And the solution is not more patriotism either. Are you insane?

I'd say they have more in common with those loony chicks who develop obsessive crushes on rapists and murderers in jail and start writing to them and eventually marry them.

Not that uncommon but still fucking insane. Those people need to get a life.

They don't drink it directly from the cow's udder, do they? And they weren't birthed by that cow either. So no, not the same thing.

That is fucking weird and unhealthy, is what it is.

Three, we co-slept for nearly 3 years.

This. I don't mind musicians and performers on subway platforms but not in the cars. I'll even give you money on the train as long as you ask for it quietly, instead of the ones who have to shout their sob story at full volume so the entire car (and probably the next two) hear it. No, just no. Use your indoor voice on…