All performance cars should have a bright red "Bro Down!" button. It turns off all driver overrides and airbags to eliminate douches from the gene pool within 40 years.

Lets keep in mind that 07-09 they had a wicked overbite, you had to spend 27+ to get body colored mirrors/handles, and the body cladding was pretty bad then too. What small non-lux SUV actually blows your mind anyway? A Tucson, Sportage, Escape, Rav4??? They are all a bit awkward. The new CR-V would look tons…

So you didn't notice who the Sportage bred with?

Desu, I felt the same way. I wished they had made the movie without the viewers on the hill, the self flagellation, and the "Hollywood ending". A couple of days after I watched it I saw a tire on the side of the road standing upright. That was the best part to me. It was definitely too ego-maniacal a flick for me.…

thanks for putting doogies theme song in my head!

I recently acquired a brilliant 1988 Corolla and had my father in law ( a master mechanic) teach me how to put in an alternator, and weld on a new muffler. It was fucking awesome. I'm a technical retard and to have someone walk me through it made me feel like 8X the man I am. This couldn't have happened on our 09…

I once had a customer say "oh those poor folks couldn't afford to upgrade to the model with blinkers", so I always see it that way. Some folks just can't afford blinkers on their 2005 Maxima.

Horrible Song. Brilliant Concept.

You need read no further than "A Florida Man" to know that whatever followed was about to be stupid. I drone on and on about this car, but yet again, here goes. CTS-V and 20 extra sets of tires OOOOrrrr 2002 Cougar rebodied. This bastard probably explained this to his wife as an investment. Honey! Its a 1-2 mil…

It is really a shame that the ratio of robberies to vigilante ass kickings doesn't lean higher toward the latter.

Oh My. That move could start an orgy at the gay bar.

Where are his paddle shifters? Why was he continually moving his right arm? Did he get his paddles moved to the center console?

The crapper is that it's 16 grand FROM A MARQUE THAT DOESN'T EVER OFFER REBATES OR SPECIAL APR'S!!! Unless you are a courier in a major metropolitan area, or you absolutely hate interior room I see no justification for this little one. The XD is way better.

It would be impossible to make it even resemble any former Fleetwood, but it is a great name. Holy crap scratch that. New Cadillacs are some of the most angular cars, they could totally do it. They'd have to lobb off about 2 feet of car for modern tastes/parking spaces.

Thanks for breaking it down. That makes sense. I think Quazzys note of the term Halo Car makes more sense for the V. I never really absorbed the term Halo Car because the first time I heard someone use it was in reference to the CRZ from a Honda trainer. I took that to mean cars that have no purpose but image…

The flagship will not be as good as the V. How did flagship come to mean the boat of the lineup?

The top stripe going headlight to taillight looks great. With how constantly police cars get run this is one example where you might get your moneys worth.

Worlds craziest car ,Bugatti SS, crushed by a properly shiftable one.

Crack-pipe. With these 04's available in the teens around 100,000 miles, it destroys any used car comparo. 400hp right wheel drive, manual only. As I understand you just have to accept a lousy Nav system and some wheel-hop. That brown is also outrageously bad.

All of the sudden, I realize, I can afford a Stratos! Thank you!