Wait. What?

If that deal could be made there'd be nobody on Jalopnik with a full pair anymore!

That sucks. I think I'm spoiled since I work at a store full of decent salespeople right now. Customers often lie to us since they assume a distrust. They figure they don't deserve honesty. When people say negative things about salespeople, or note their distrust I'll tell them "We're all individuals. I don't…

Crazy. Very first thought when I saw the words "Jaguar dealer", was oh he's buying an automatic. Awesome turnout.

Double Huh?

As a salesman we know when you like a car and when you don't. When people "aren't sure" if they have a trade we know they read the consumer reports buyers guide. Its just like poker(or Lie to Me), we all have our tells. The car business sucks because people overcomplicate things.

You sir, just broke my heart.

Nailed!

Thank you!! My first thought!!

Are you trying to define Maxx Cracker for us?

Based on what I know of Australia, I'd imagine finding test pilots is easy.

Yes. More Holden please.

Chevy Impala = Americas Morris Marina

A writer here used to write about someone very famous that just passed. Its okay if some of his new job can be personal and cathartic. 95% cars is good enough. There's only so much car news out there. If you see a headline that doesn't speak to you, pass it by.

But TAPOUT makes baby sizes now.

Didn't even notice. All hes getting here is wheel karma. The parking karma is still waiting to hit!

Not her fault. Sometimes 158 horsies can get away from you.

You are completely insane.

The tax credit exists for the same reason as a rebate, to move metal. Metal is moving. Great. Big Ups to Glendale Hyundai for having massive balls and trying to carve out a market that they'd never have a piece of otherwise.

This B**** is the entrepreneur of the millennium.