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Where’s ol’ Paco de Goya when you need him? The Trumps deserve the Goya treatment; photography can’t evoke the inner ugliness of this family as well as Goya did with the court of Charles IV. (But, memo to Trump: Charles IV abdicated!)

My parents were on an Antarctic cruise with them, she was in the salon of the boat every fucking day. And she didn't wear a hat during the land excursion, wind was blasting and my mom says that hair was rock solid.

It’s like we are living in Spain under the Habsburgs. Congenital idiocy.

Looks like melting wax.  I think it’s the filter and makeup that she used, and it’s not flattering.  

I mean, at least she doesn’t have the same center parted straight extensions look as all the other women in these pictures. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still horrible, but at least it’s a different kind of horrible. 

It’s the beady little eyes, the Trump asshole mouth and the lack of a soul.

She could have at least had her roots done! I know it’s hard to melt down all that plastic every six weeks, but it is Christmas, after all. 

In all seriousness when I saw that photo I was like ‘what is Tara Reid doing there?’  oops.

Eric Trump has softened up the hair with his new no Brylcream ‘do, and he’s grown a beard, presumably to de-emphasize the notorious Trump jawline. And despite still his efforts, he’s still just ugly. Must be something inside.

Is Tiffany’s face made of . . . face? Some other substance?

Tiffany’s picture is so bad. The lighting makes her look like a cardboard cutout.  Is she even at the White House, or did she just email them a picture from another party?

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

YOU GUYS.

Can we please discuss the fact that Natalie is sexually harassed by the President, and then when the PM sees it he doesn't say anything and Natalie spends the rest of the movie apologizing for her own harassment?!? Crappy plot lines are one thing, but encouraging the idea that women are at fault for being harassed is

lol

. . .except she doesn't leave her husband. She gives the best friend a kiss, which always bothered me, but she doesn't leave her husband. At the end of the movie they are shown in the airport, still together.

But they show him flying into the Marseilles airport at the end. But maybe I missed a scene after that where he goes to Portugal?

Everything very spot on except...was she just a Portuguese migrant worker for the summer? In Southern Europe, that kind of migration is kinda common, especially to richer, more northern countries during high season.....I always thought she returned home to Portugal and he followed there.

My darling Lindy,

How.Dare.You.