Hard to say considering we’re virgins, all of us.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Fair point!

The (now-deleted) pre-block tweet in question:

I kinda love it? Someone with more panache could definitely carry it off.

ALSO ALSO: Blake wtf is this

Come get you a BJ.

Flying Frozen Cannoli of Doom.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

Professional toy helicopter flyer!

PLEASE let this be a reveal of his newest toy helicopter!

Good to know that being unabashedly racist and anti-Semitic is just “bizarre antics” now.

Females everywhere thank you for avoiding future relationships.

It might be good for you, but it also fucking sucks in the recovery period. My first bf did the old 180 on me. Everything was going forward at the speed of light. Great connection, similar intelligence, enough differences to keep it interesting, pleasant enough sex, and then uber depression and I was being dumped for…

I’m a Ramona that turned into a Bezzus after my mom had my lil sister

first yeezus and now beezus. what a day

Brett seems like a talented, stand up guy...

sorry but that header pic is GOLD

M'lady, he plays for the other team.