I'm am the guy that submitted that one... and yes that was the most disturbing part... not the funniest... but definitely the most disturbing.

It's a wagon! It's a good daily driver candidate. It's a wagon. It's not a commonly seen model. It's a wagon. There doesn't appear to be anything it needs. It's a wagon... Vintage AC and a motor swap would make it a beast... plus... it's a wagon!

You give me that car and that motor and I will guarantee I can make it "fit" ...fit being relative of course.

I can't tell you how many times stuff like that happened. You just can never tell... that's why I always tried to help everyone.

They were bringing the cars for drugs.

I can't help it... When I see the Fiat I think girl car... when I see the Fiesta I think quirky rally car... If I had to pick? The Fist and new front seats.

I've had two young kid stories that worked out... One a college kid that had just turned 19 came in to look, and really wanted a new mustang but had never had any credit. HJe just knew he couldn't buy. I pulled hi credit, and apparently his dad had been using hi credit for some time. He had a 750 Beacon score... I…

Yep... a four year old...

I though a condition for employment as a general manager was doing lines on the desk.

There was one time when we inadvertently busted a drug and prostitution ring. I was working at a Dallas Chevy dealership and a group of young girls came in and flirted with one of the young sales guys. They wanted to test drive a new Z71. They loaded up and took off, and since he thought he was about to get lucky he…

Several: The funniest was the woman who was breastfeeding her 4 year old... a very blessed and beautiful woman... I was desking the deal and all the cubicles were glass. All of the sales guys were piled up in the tower laughing every time the salesman came in to negotiate terms... We were laughing because we all had a…

Perfectly stated... I commute 56 miles daily each way plus take clients out occasionally. I kill cars and like to fix as much as I can myself. My current car hasn't been tagged in almost a year because of this. After working and working, and getting some professional help we haven't been able to get the check engine…

You had me at Getrag.

I want it just for those wheels... Plus I really like saying Scirocco...

I'm totally in at that price... you did say it comes with 20k cash stored in the Jeep Box, right?

I'd take the Renegade, but I sure hope someone takes a Dune, chops the fenders up & somehow affixes a rooster tail exhaust... even if the engine is in the wrong location for it.

First I love the car, but the wheels and tire combo, and stance, kill it for me... easily changed. But the body style and tunnel ram I love. (By the way, you do NOT tunnel ram or blow a car and leave stock width rear wheels... that is a hot rod no no.) But at $16,500.00 although it's rare, there are some out there for…

Nevermind... I just found this not too far down the road. http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/458553…

I can't find my carbon fiber pitchfork... does anyone have one that I can borrow?