How is this NOT a Land Cruiser question.

“it can’t be rear wheel drive because of snow”

“Hey Mister, can I use the swings now?”

Ford: Here’s a nice, luxurious SUV that’s handsome, reliable, and will keep your family safe. Look, it even has diamond-quilted stitching!

One of the greatest con ever perpetrated against the people, and we even liked it and asked for more.

An E46 with 4,700 miles?

Amen. Pace yourself, seriously. Don’t give yourself a rage stroke with every single Trump story. Whether it’s an intentional strategy or simply the result of a constant flow sheer dumbfuckery and evil, there’s a real danger that we’re all going to get burnt out before this motherfucker’s been in office for a month.

Not you! Lemme get going on another post you may care about more.

Hold on, let me tune up my tiny violin real quick.

If they revealed it during the press days, coverage would get lost with all the other new cars. The Kia Stinger GT and Lexus LC were sick, but got 2 articles. There has been nothing but Mustang press over the last 2 days. Awesome idea.

Yep, there’s just no possible way he could have just liked it. Not a chance, he had to have been paid off.

Ferrari makes some absolutely fantastic vehicles...
...but their douchebaggery as a company is such that I would never want to buy one from them if I could afford it. There are so many other choices from companies that aren’t so wrapped up in their own sense of self-importance that they’re afraid to let anyone else…

Is this the automotive industry equivalent of finding the meanest and muscliest badass in the prison yard, and punching them in the face?

This guy is awful. What’s wrong with you?

“But we want you to use emojis instead of words!” /smashes TV.

GM deserve to be punished for their awful “real people, not actors” campaign.

*awesome backfires

Shea! Come back!

I mean, now I do. For two weeks my schedule was jam packed brainstorming Hockey Dog names.