Honestly, I mostly have. I watched maybe five games last year. I only watched last night because a coworker had it on. Once hockey season starts I almost never watch football.

You just know that he beat on it.

I was thinking every time someone texts, the airbag goes off.

COTD for that informative insider pizza knowledge bomb you just dropped on these clowns.

This story has been making me angry all morning on Facebook.

The reason their sauce is too sweet now is because they switched canned fully prepped sauce. Before ‘03/’04, don’t quite remember the year, all sauce came in cans of just tomato sauce and premeasured seasoning packets were mixed in when it was prepped the day it would be used.

My car. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

no it isn’t; keep in mind that when these camo vehicles are out and about, the manufacturer has 12-18 months in which it still has to sell the current model. tipping your hand too early could tank current model sales.

You heard it folks...slap bet is a go!

I never tell anyone I’m a car enthusiast or anything like that. If the topic of personal hobbies comes up I say that I like vintage cars. And I leave it at that, trying to be as vague as possible.

Hammond from The Darkest Timeline!

That’s fine. Opinions are like orgasms: Only mine matters.

goats are like mushrooms; if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.

Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

Consider it done.

Absolutely not. If I can't take criticism for my mistakes, and admit them, I should just stay off the net.