I've had bouts of insomnia since I was a kid and now it looks like I have sleep apnea and sometimes it's so bad I don't look forward to going to sleep!

My money says that thing will look about the same going out the way it looked going in.

Go to a party of much younger people, wearing your work clothes and carrying whatever bills came through your letterbox that day. You're there as the future.

Yeah, there's the Patrick Stewart roles, Hunter Thompson, Charles Winchester (M*A*S*H), Mr. Burns instead of Homer, Dr. Manhattan...

Although it brought on a chuckle, just for reminding me about Jesus Jones, I'm gonna have to bring up the endless radio play of EMF's "Unbelievable". The things — dunt dunt — you say.

Well I'm certainly with you on The Simpsons, but not even any love for John Hughes movies?

Thank god there was Family Ties to offset this kind of crap.

Seems the highest paid actors were in the live studio audience.

I'm betting I'll enjoy this one more than the last movie I saw — Dream House.

Dear lord I gave that one a shot a couple weeks ago and couldn't stay with it. That movie just dragged on and on... no good scares, spooks, or even good atmosphere, just one "oh, we're gonna turn this little story upside down just one more time." They kept trying to be too clever I guess?

I enjoyed "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas" in The X-Files.

they're going to fly there in expanding, concentric circles.

I initially thought they were a colorful array of plunger heads.

Good job on the Silent Hill nurse.

Yeah that's a good catch, as the nose AND ears continuing growing (slowly) throughout a person's lifespan. Have the authorities checked for trapdoors at the home yet? Maybe the 26 year old is down there, watching Korean soaps and eating potato chips while waiting for the mystery reason behind this thing to blow over.

"skin from her stomach upwards aged dramatically"

To be fair, the judge was holding them up at his bench about 20 feet away and waving them around in the air in disco-like arm motions.

Ehh, definitely not a great idea to have a back to back comparison with him and Sinatra like that; he doesn't sound that great next to Frank.

I wonder if they will randomly program some nursing home robots to be ill-tempered degenerates to "keep it real".

What I take away from this piece is that they're essentially saying, "We'll design and build whatever it takes so that *we* don't have to touch those icky elderly people."