You just know that for private distribution, they use Photoshop to reveal more

The "let me find that email for you" one is spot on for me

@Badlands99: TWO! minutes...to midnight

@florabore: Odds are, the model's parents don't look like models.

@newyorkmuse: I think he has some connections to comedy

Wow. I had my GPS unit tell me to turn right...right off a cliff to certain death in the Rocky Mountains, but, I *did* look first.

@bagellord: I think a Greyhound bus would be a better idea.

@Celtic1888: Except for the part about waiting in line to LEAVE the store.

@Jake Hubbard: Wouldn't it be easier to cut out the extraneous processes and, I don't know, just use chicken that already is chicken, and not chicken-flavored chicken? Or is that communist talk?

@Don Servillas: The grumpy middle-aged ladies would sue the company for being asked to do anything in addition to being grumpy and waiting around to have someone arrested for complaining about not getting any peanuts anymore.

@sredlums: It just occurred to me that this almost looks more sauna-inspired than appearing to be a bunch of pallets nicely constructed together. Are the Dutch into saunas similarly to the Finnish?

Some energy drink or male enhancement company is suddenly despondent that they didn't think of "excitons" first.

@sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Amen.

@edosan: Looks like they got their wood from the hot tub supplier.

Pretty silly way to get the message, yet there's something to it

Levels, Jerry, levels.

@GreatScott: Nah, the blonde on the right looks like she could barely put her clothes together, let alone a powerpoint ;)

@jvac88: Tried to post pic, but it fails.