ALL OF THIS but also I think they were the kids in your school that did literally everything - band, sports, show choir oh god show choir, after-school customer service job, church, good grades, tutored other kids, etc. etc. etc. and they were really, really average at ALL OF IT.

Rather than throwing everything at the…

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM.

YES! I also had one glass of wine a week after the first trimester with each kid. It would take me a couple of hours to drink it, but it was great. They’re both great. I know that is probably more than what most people would do (I read Oster’s book and it was life changing.) But so many of these things they tell you…

Have you seen their decorating ideas?

They don’t skeeve me out, but Jonathan Scott and Zooey Deschanel are a perfectly-matched couple when it comes to annoying celebrities.

The lowest ranking pop star on that Corden thing has been a couple of guys from One Direction. And they have/had gazillions of fans worldwide, despite not being at the relative level of other attendees on the show, like Madonna or Elton John.

I didn’t ever think about Zooey Deschanel, but now I’m making the same face I made after Charlize Theron and Sean Penn paired up. Like...no. I’ve seen enough episodes of that show and those guys are creepy as fuck. The magician brother is the extra creepy frosting on the two layer creep cake. Now I wonder what is…

Absolutely.  I always remember Sondheim’s take on Webber: “He’s like a hamburger, and sometimes that’s just fine.  Me, I’m a steak.”

Not associated with music? ;D Country crooners AND competitive bagpipers!

*This is me, mocking their musical achievements for laughs on the internet as though people don’t plug their ears when I sing at church.

The Phantom of the Opera is terrible. The phantom is literally a basement dwelling incel, probably has a neck beard. Kidnaps women, kills two people while throwing a temper tantrum.

Its my observation that conservatives are congenitally incapable of recognizing irony, whether deliberate or unintended. What kind of humor do you get from people like that?

Larry the Cable Guy’s father was the principal at The King’s Academy, a private Christian prep-school in the land of polo ponies and Porsches where his son got his first diploma.

Yup. You’re exactly right.

And CNN put Corey Lewandowski on New Day this morning at 8am after he admitted lying regularly to the press under questtioning by Berke yesterday. Under oath.

This is stupid, not important, and adds zero, but whenever I read anything here about Postmates I always first think it has something to do with some type of Post-It Notes (or whatever the little sticky notes are called) and not a food delivery service. How did they come up with the name Postmates?

We were advised of the breaking news of blond hair on a Kardashian in a Dirt Bag last night...I guess it must be really important stuff...

…as a current preggo, this of course triggered a bizarre desire to try this combination just for the sake of it.

Fun fact: The Wing is founded by Audrey Gelman, long time girlfriend of known sexual predator and rapist Terry Richardson.

Audrey Gelman was even Terry Richardson’s PR representative (!) for 3 years. She enabled and promoted the lowest scum of the earth and she’s now profiting from her new stint as a performative…

The thinking behind said advice is that back sleeping could compress the blood vessels to the uterus and cause pregnancy complications, and that left-side sleeping increases circulation

(ugh, and this is close to slut-shaming fml)