I rilly hope the mother is going to be the one to teach their daughter how to remove a tampon.

My favorite thing about this post is that you used the phrase "keep it classy" in the midst of NINE paragraphs about explosive diarrhea. Stay classy, Sheriff!

I didn't realize that sticking a finger in one's ass to see what's holding things up was even an option. Also, going to the vibrator to "shake them out" is fucking hilarious.

I do not care that she's a tough woman. Bullfighters deserve to get hurt and I wish they would learn from it, but they don't.

Ellie, I am calling you out personally for dismissing my comment which was valid, relevant, on point, and well received. It got a quick ten stars before you had a chance to dismiss it.

How can you not be sad? I find it really heartbreaking that the bull didn't manage to hit any vital organs.

Maybe she should consider a career field that doesn't involve torturing and enraging an animal while it tries to kill you.

Filed to: Bullfights

Ugh, I never do this, but maybe it's my hate for Florida State that's pushing me over the edge. It's "seminal".

To play devil's advocate, you could argue that one allegation in Woody's case (even if the accuser was a child and has been incredibly consistent, while the accused has made some false claims about the case O_o) is not as weighty as 20+ over decades pointing to similar behavior.

Charlie sheen is Hispanic

nope it means "overreaching," sorta like this comment

One of the best things about Jezebel is the fact that those of us in love with Robin Hood no longer have to live in the shadows. You've created such a safe space for us and our creepy cartoon love.

This is weird since, by all appearances, Florida and Satan would seem to be best friends.

WE HATE THE DUGGARS!!!!!

Listen, I can't stand the Duggars as much as the next person, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that they've been preaching backwards women-should-be-barefoot-and-pregnant bullshit for years, but nobody thinks they should get cancelled until they delete some pics from their Facebook?

There was a similar piece on Jezebel a week or so ago about Katy Perry being a dirty, dirty racist for her use of something that was half kimono, half cheong-sam. I'm Chinese, and was blissfully unoffended. I wondered if it was just me, so I asked some Japanese friends, who were just as bemused by this…